Shorts and Old Men

There are certain among us (old men) who, now matter what the weather, what the event, or how inappropriate it is, must wear shorts. My theory is, it starts with being top heavy and having no hips or butt to keep full length pants from sliding down - they enjoy the feel of shorts and from there it just all goes wrong - they start wearing short out to dinner, to weddings and in the latter stages…. as shown below…shoveling snow